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Maybe I should have gone to medical school. Not for the money, but for all the pussy I could be playing with right now. As long as you calmly tell a girl to undress, she’ll do it for you if you’re a doctor. You can even tell her to spread her legs for you and she’ll do that too! You can literally stick your whole hand up inside her and she’ll just lay there allowing it to keep happening. Can you imagine how easy it would be to ask her on a date? She knows you’re a doctor and have a shit-ton of money, and you know she’ll let you get inside that pussy, so it seems like a sure thing every time, right?

I guess it’s a good thing I’m not a doctor because I’d be too busy trying to score and my patients would probably die, lol.